Wednesday, February 9, 2011
A tall, burly paramedic student went to do an EKG on a 78 year old woman with chest pain.....
To do so, he had to life one of her saggy, 78 year old breasts out of the way to place a lead.
Old Lady: "Oh yeah...that feels good. Keep that up young man!"
Paramedic Student: "Uh, excuse me."
Old Lady: "You heard me, don't be ashamed. It's been 3 years since I have gotten sum!"
The student finished the ekg as the lady lay there in ecstasy. He denies any further stimulation to the patient.
Posted by SerenityNow at 9:28 PM