More Rectal Fun!!

First night back in the ER and a man is walking down the hall doing the "I've got something stuck in the wrong hole" walk. Complaint was "I haven't been able to get my dildo out for 2 days!" By the looks of the xray, it was obviously painful. I couldn't get this one out....he had to go to the operating room. The op-report was great. Report said: a large 17cm x 5cm black and pink dildo remains in the rectum with intermittent vibrations." I wish it would have said what batteries were used b/c those had to be best.

ER Doc