Two days later the patient was again sitting on her porch, this time no squirrel in site. Until suddenly she saw the huge thing dart down the tree acrross the yard full force to attack her again. She ran in her house and went to the front porch...but the damn squirrel had made his way around the house and was waiting to attack her again.
Then came today. When she went to throw out her trash, the squirrel snuck out from behind the tree and attacked her leg. She came in to the ER get a tetanus shot and wound care. The nurse called the Game Warden. Being from the city...I had no clue what the hell a Game Warden was. Anyways, he suggested that she shoot the squirrel, and gave her permission to do so even though it wasn't "squirrel season."
I know this sounds crazy. I was cracking up while the patient was telling me the story. But she sure seemed normal. I guess I believe her.
-ER Doc
13 comments:
Rabies?
Squirrels don't carry Rabbies
-er doc
Hadn't known that. Thanks.
And the Game Warden assumed she had access to a squirrel gun, of course....
Forgot, don't eat the brains, they may be rabies-free, but spongiform encephalopathy still pops up occasionally. Also, thanks for getting the post up, the suspense was wicked!
Any mammal can become infected with rabies and potentially spread the disease.
I would still check it for rabies....even though there was never a confirmed case of rabies in squirrels, cannot think why there never would be...
Although a rabid animal would not search one out...
Was it a hibernating Marmot that was awoken?
squirrels don't carry rabies because if an animal with rabies bit a squirrel it would probably die! but if your friend's squirrel was really that big...maybe it could have rabies
The Eastern Grey Squirrel does not carry rabies...we had an "accidental" pet one for a few months...long story, but after a few times of "Lennie" landing on your head, ya got used to it and actually, it was kind of funny.
I thought the reason squirrels couldn't have rabies is that rabies is a virus and therefore species specific.
Great story. I've talked to a couple people who had squirrels attack them. Usually the squirrel wanted their food.
We've had a problem with bats lately. First saw one in the house a year ago, caught it with gloves and let it go outside. 6 mo ago there was one in the house and I woke up with a tiny vampire-ish bite and a drop of dried blood on my hand. The bat disappeared and I got the immune globulin. Last week we caught another one and thankfully the health department sent it for testing and it did not have rabies. Weird shit. Last summer I contemplated shooting squirrels b/c they were eating all our figs off the tree. Not wanting to waste them, I thought about making squirrel stew, but then worried about them having rabies. Did a lot of research and found that it's highly unlikely. I absolutely love your writing. Thanks for making sense of the HCR crap Mar 27. Everyone else is out to scare us.
This is hilarious! Reminds me of the Far Side books by Gary Larson. Thanks for sharing!
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