Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Thank You iPhone
So I get a slim 31 year old female in the ER for bloody stools. She had constipation for 2 months. For the last week and a half she was having blood in her stools. I was lucky enough that she decided to come to the ER on my shift.
She took about 15 pictures of her poop on her iPhone....and she insisted I looked at every single one of them. She had some really large terds for such a small lady. Looking at her shit did not help make a diagnosis at all, so please don't try this at home. In the end, she just had hemorrhoids. But I was nauseous for the rest of my shift. Thank you, iPhone.
Posted by SerenityNow at 4:24 PM