Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Some people have too much free time.
A 21 year old male was brought in by EMS after a "bike accident." We assumed it was a trauma from a motorcycle accident, but we weren't sure after glancing at the guy. We asked EMS what kind of a bike...trying to figure out if it was a bicycle or a motorcycle. One paramedic replied, "I think it was a huffy"......so needless to say there was no trauma activation.
The guy was completely naked riding his bicycle in the streets. He had a bush bigger than a 70s porn star. This winner hit a curb and went flying face first and opened up the front of his head. After hearing the chuckles from the staff...he replied by giving us the middle finger with both hands high in the air. It was classic.
We let him calm down for a while. When we went to check on him later and asked him how he was...he started screaming "I feel BEAUTIFUL. I feel GORGEOUS. I feel BEAUTIFUL!" That lasted for about 5 minutes. In the end he suffered no serious injuries.
Posted by SerenityNow at 7:35 PM