Saturday, September 11, 2010
Great Phone Call: Rectal Fun
Rectal posts are always popular. So here is another....
We frequently get calls to our ER from potential patients asking medical questions. The nurses always say the same...."I am sorry but we cannot give medical advice over the phone. If you are concerned please come in." Never do they transfer the call to the doctors, but last week one of the nurses did.
Me: "Hello, this is ER Doc how may I help you."
Phoner: "Yeah, uh high. I know you can't give medical advice over the phone, but I have a shower head stuck up my ass and I am wondering if you have the capabilities at your hospital to get it out."
Me: "Come right in!"
He really did have a big shower head stuck up his ass. He had to go to the operating room to get it out. He said he stuck it up there b/c he had such bad diarrhea he wanted to "plug it up." Yeah right.
Check out my other rectal fun posts....one of them has a man who shoved something in there b/c he said he was constipated. I guess it goes both ways.
Posted by SerenityNow at 4:35 PM