Friday, September 3, 2010
Good Ole Mom
Mom's can mean well, but sometimes they can be just a little frustrating too. Here are some funny examples from the last week.
1) A 28 year old female drove her car into an overpass b/c she was so distraught. Why was she so distraught??? Because she walked in on her mom doing her ex boyfriend who just broke up with her!
2) A 38 year old male called EMS for a sore throat and being upset after his mother told him to "Get a job not a dog!"
3) A 53 year old male came in for severe constipation. He was mad b/c his mom gave him some of her medicines, but they weren't working. The medicines were Dulcolax suppositories. When asked how he was taking the medicines, he stated with a glass of water....meaning he was swallowing them. For those who don't know, suppositories are meant to be placed up the butt, so no shit they weren't working (pun intended).
Posted by SerenityNow at 9:24 PM