Saturday, April 9, 2011
An 18 year old female presented with rectal pain. One glance at the area and the diagnosis was clear.....genital warts.
Me: "Ma'am, you have genital warts. It is a STD."
Virgin: "That is impossible, I am a virgin."
Me (thinking yeah right I have heard it a million times): "Ok, well you still have anal warts and need to follow up at the county health department for treatment."
Virgin: "You don't believe I am a virgin do you?"
Me: "It doesn't matter what I believe, I am not here to judge. But no...I don't believe you."
Virgin: "Well I AM a virgin because I ONLY have anal sex."
Me: "Ahhhh, makes sense. And it hasn't worked out for you has it?"
Kids.....wear a condom even if your butt hole is a slut but your vagina is pure.
Posted by SerenityNow at 8:13 PM