Thursday, March 31, 2011
Security To Triage
Security was called to triage on a recent shift. We had a very upset patron.
A 22 year old female checked in with her 3 month old baby and boyfriend. Her chief complaint was "Paternity Test."
She was told that the ER doesn't do paternity tests, and she freaked out!
"What the f**k you mean you don't do paternity tests. How to f**k am I supposed to know if he da daddy!?"
She screamed this over and over for the whole waiting room to hear. She even grabbed a clipboard and threw it across the waiting room (with her baby in her other arm).
Someone eventually replied to her by yelling "Go on Maury if you want to find out!"
The boyfriend just stood there the whole time with a smirk showing his blinged out teeth...never said a word.
Posted by SerenityNow at 10:16 PM