Friday, April 17, 2009

Father Of The Year

During rounds on the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit (PICU), I witnessed a surprising site. We were going to see a 4 month old on the ventilator for a bad case of RSV. Usually the long sliding glass doors to the room are open so the nurses can view the patients and their monitors. On this day, the door was closed.

2 load knocks and we slid the door open like usual. Leaning over the crib was the dad's big bouncy girlfriend....naked. Behind her was the patients dad, hammering his girlfriend from behind. Both were sooo in the moment they hadn't heard the knocking our notice us entering. Our attending loudly said "we will be back when you finish," and we took off....scarred for life.

What is even sicker is the room has a long couch against the wall. Why bend your women over the crib with you baby in it on the vent when you could at least use the couch.

-ER Doc

10 comments:

egomosperficio said...

wtf?

Maha said...

Ewwwww!! How could they have been turned on by a baby on the vent??! People are so effin sick and inappropriate. This is also why I believe in virox. Lots of virox.

Mar's Bar said...

OH MY!!! That is so filthy! Don't people have any shame?! *shudder* I just threw up my dinner.

SMT said...

That is so disgusting. That little baby is sick and they're having sex OVER his hospital bed/crib.

j said...

Wait, that was not the patient's mother? So dad was cheating as well?

The Bus Driver said...

thats just disgusting! i'd have called CPS... that child is likely to need protection later in life!!!

tracy said...

ummmm, just YUCK!!!

Por2gee said...

what in the name of all that is holy is wrong with people .... *fumes*

Jenna said...

Oh my god....I dont even know what to say!

LivingDeadNurse said...

That's just sick..sick..sick