Sunday, February 8, 2009

"Constipated"









This is the latest thing I have pulled out of someone's butt. It's pretty common. Always the same excuse too...."Doc I was constipated so I decided to put this in my butt to stimulate my bowels." Yeah sure, I bet that's not all your stimulating. Other things I have pulled out include: baseballs, dildo's, shotglass, cups, etc. This one, though, has to be most impressive.

--ER Doc

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sure you didnt get that out yo ass instead???

Anonymous said...

That is sooo disgusting!

Anonymous said...

I think I just saw that on Greys!!!!!

Anonymous said...

GOT HOSE???

Anonymous said...

hey doc are you oraly blessed

Anonymous said...

i got a problem with all you people

Anonymous said...

i think i felt a movement

Anonymous said...

I would love to hear some crazy stories from the psych ward.

Anonymous said...

I know what I want for Christmas!

EE said...

Lovely.

j said...

This is your very _first_ post??

Awesome.

*adds to faves*

LivingDeadNurse said...

omg lol i wrote a blog on what i saw removed from a pt stomach...but a hose? omg not to mention all of the others u listed..what is wrong with people