Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Michael Mania





I have never seen such an outpouring of emotions over the death of a weirdo. Don't get me wrong....Im a big fan and love the music.....but people are freaking out. The night of MJ's death....we had two BBFs and one skinny little white guy actually call the ambulance to go the the ER b/c they "couldn't catch their breath" after hearing about the death of Michael Jackson. They all required anti anxiety meds. I wanted to send them all to psych.

A couple of good Michael Jackson jokes I have heard recently:

1) When Farrah Fosset made it to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter asked her what one wish he could grant her for her life of good deeds. She asked only that all the children in the world be safe. So he killed Michael Jackson

2) Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since being in bed with Macaulay Culkin.

Feel free to post more Michael Jackson Jokes in the comment section. Hee Hee

-ER Doc

15 comments:

Jen said...

Since he was made of so much plastic, MJ is being melted down to make LEGO blocks so kids can play with him for a change!

Anonymous said...

MJ's last words were "Take me to the Children's Hospital"

Michelle said...

I heard it was food poisoning that did vhim in. Too many eight year old wieners.

cheapbychoice said...

As a memorial to Michael Jackson all men are asked to grab their crotch and "Beat It"

Lilorfnannie said...

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

No I didn't make any of those up but I thought they were funny! >:-D

The Bus Driver said...

couple of good text messages i got the other day:

If you hear a loud rumble in the sky today, its not thunder, its Elvis whoopin Michael's ass for marrying his daughter.

MJ died of food poisoning, the coroner found 13 yr old nuts in his mouth.

Anonymous said...

MJ isn't dead, he is in the children's ward having a little stroke. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Umm international confusion here, what's a BBF?

O.J. said...

For GOD's sakes the Guy is already dead,lay off with the jokes. Very poor taste especially for a doctor..geeez

mellafabulous said...

Keith Richards found hugging Jackson’s dead body in the morgue while screaming “TAKE ME WITH YOU! TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT!”

Somebody check and make sure the baby Jesus isn’t being dangled from heaven.

Someone should get Mr T on the phone and do a wellness check.

As we mourn, we should remember that the biggest problem still lies ahead: sorting the various grades of recyclable plastic.

Old Navy just announced a Michael Jackson Memorial Sale: for the next week boy’s pants are half off.

The Hamburger Helper glove is probably going to wear glitter and act all sad at Michael Jackson’s memorial. Opportunistic whore.

I told you guys that Farrah and Michael were the same person.

This has been a hell of a month for transformers…

Farrah and Michael: It’s been a bad day for white folks.

I, for one, am not calling Michael Jackson dead until they bury his head separate from his body.

I compiled a bunch and stuck them on my blog and Facebook. I got deleted by three 'friends' for my jokes. Sheesh.

LivingDeadNurse said...

lol funny guys!!! love it

Anonymous said...

OMG you lot absolutly disgusting!
when someone you admire dies .. i will laugh in your face and make crude jokes about them .. its horrific, you dont take the piss out of someone "you dont even know" when they have just passed.. jesus christ think how his family must feel when they see how unsensitive and cold you are ... you should be shot!

Anonymous said...

John-in-Florida

What makes a MJ sandwich?
Tongue on a 12 year old bun.

Anonymous said...

if your a real fan you couldnt have wrote this! & all these ignorant people w/ their retarded jokes--get a life! you people are ridiculous!!

Em said...

Haha - everybody that doesn't think these jokes are funny need to LIGHTEN UP! They're funny. Poor taste? Sure. But still funny as hell! If you don't like the jokes - don't read this blog!
p.s. - I found this blog through a mutual follower & have been reading for HOURS! Love it!