Weird call from last night between the nurse and a “patient”…..
Patient: “I think I
broke my arm and I need someone to come here and check it out.”
Nurse: “I am sorry to
hear that. You are welcome to come to
the ER to get checked out.”
Patient: “If I come
up there is there going to be drama?”
Nurse: “Only if you start drama.”
Patient: “I don’t want any drama and if I come there will be
drama. Can you just send someone to my
place to check it out.”
Nurse: “Sir you
called the ER, not 911. Maybe you meant to call 911. But we don’t make house
calls from the ER.”
Patient: “Bitch I
know who I called. I got monitors and locks on me I can’t leave the house. Don’t you give
a shit about your patients? Get up here and check me out. “
The nurse hung up at that point since he was not our patient
and obviously a dickhead.
ER Doc
This story is so funny...we used to have "quote boards" in the old ER days to record these stories with their exact words. I think in today's world, most of these stories would have started with the word "Bitch..."! Thanks for the morning laughs.
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