Sunday, April 17, 2011

Mom Quotes


1) An 18 year old female came in for constipation for 3 months

Me: "Have you seen your primary doctor for this?"

Patient: "I tried calling my pediatrician, but he won't see me anymore since I have a kid now."


2) Patient: "I am here because I think I am having a reaction to my sons bug bite."

-ER Doc
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7 comments:

  1. KristaApril 17, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    These are the moments you sit back and think, "Is this REALLY my life?"

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  2. ShashApril 18, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Sometimes, I am just gobsmacked at how dumb people can be.

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  3. LivingDeadNurseApril 18, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    i love the moms that are at the Er to comfort their 40 yr old daughter because she has a turd stuck in her butt. I swear some people have a massive case of the "dumb"

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  4. Nurse KApril 19, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Patient #1 will have no evidence of constipation on an abd XR.

    Patient #2 is obviously experiencing the same MRSA that her son is. Or is just f*cking crayzee.

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  5. minimedicApril 19, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    In regards to constipation:

    Eat Chipotle. Tastes good going down, clears you out in a few hours, and costs less than most OTC medications!

    I'm sure someone else has a fast-food that "cures" their constipation...

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  6. SerenityNowApril 19, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Re Nurse K:

    XRay for constipation. I dont do that. I just discharge them as I judge them in my head

    ER Doc

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  7. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    Fast food constipation cure, a sack of White Castle burgers. They should sell adult diapers for the car ride home after that cuisine.

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