A tall, burly paramedic student went to do an EKG on a 78 year old woman with chest pain.....
To do so, he had to life one of her saggy, 78 year old breasts out of the way to place a lead.
Old Lady: "Oh yeah...that feels good. Keep that up young man!"
Paramedic Student: "Uh, excuse me."
Old Lady: "You heard me, don't be ashamed. It's been 3 years since I have gotten sum!"
The student finished the ekg as the lady lay there in ecstasy. He denies any further stimulation to the patient.
-ER Doc
At least he didn't have to put a foley in her...
ReplyDeleteNothing like a happy patient!
ReplyDeleteSeconding the first two comments! That poor guy! (Bonus points if she has eczema or a fungal infection underneath. I've seen that too many times. :x )
ReplyDeleteSomeone send a very hot nurse to give him a hug...
ReplyDeleteOh my God, that is hilarious. I ALWAYS put the stickers over the breasts to avoid picking them up-instructions say don't but my EKGs come out exactly like the under-the-breast ones.
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