Sunday, February 8, 2009

"Constipated"









This is the latest thing I have pulled out of someone's butt. It's pretty common. Always the same excuse too...."Doc I was constipated so I decided to put this in my butt to stimulate my bowels." Yeah sure, I bet that's not all your stimulating. Other things I have pulled out include: baseballs, dildo's, shotglass, cups, etc. This one, though, has to be most impressive.

--ER Doc
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    You sure you didnt get that out yo ass instead???

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    That is sooo disgusting!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    I think I just saw that on Greys!!!!!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    GOT HOSE???

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    hey doc are you oraly blessed

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    i got a problem with all you people

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    i think i felt a movement

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    I would love to hear some crazy stories from the psych ward.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    I know what I want for Christmas!

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  10. EEMarch 31, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Lovely.

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  11. jApril 3, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    This is your very _first_ post??

    Awesome.

    *adds to faves*

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  12. LivingDeadNurseApril 21, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    omg lol i wrote a blog on what i saw removed from a pt stomach...but a hose? omg not to mention all of the others u listed..what is wrong with people

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