tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post1849461923480702934..comments2024-01-24T21:28:29.675-08:00Comments on TALES FROM THE SERENITY NOW HOSPITAL: MORE Rectal FunSerenityNowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11692300152273949586noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-66817921735523133942010-05-26T19:19:49.037-07:002010-05-26T19:19:49.037-07:00People are the same all over...that's how one ...People are the same all over...that's how one can tell it's true.<br />We've had fallers in the shower & kitchen!<br />Surgeons ARE such a**** sometimes!!<br /><br />Waste of a nice flashlight, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-19952158113939200492009-11-28T07:48:28.200-08:002009-11-28T07:48:28.200-08:00I would also ask. Flashlight on or off. Perhaps it...I would also ask. Flashlight on or off. Perhaps it was a self induced colonoscopy.NYCRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148389609715077127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-87193808823562181602009-11-09T18:19:40.571-08:002009-11-09T18:19:40.571-08:00So, the light at the end of the tunnel...is a flas...So, the light at the end of the tunnel...is a flashlight up an old man's butt. THAT makes me want to go to work tomorrow.UnclePetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02603086482646867461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-57301798008422938222009-08-19T23:28:16.485-07:002009-08-19T23:28:16.485-07:00I remember a ED patient (male) once - was waiting ...I remember a ED patient (male) once - was waiting for a trip to the operating room to remove a lost vibrator under general anaesthetic.<br />Anaethetist came to do a pre-op check and found a suspicious mole on the patient's back and removal the same time was recommended.<br />So all the staff had to lie to numerous relatives and as far as the relatives were concerned, the patient was having an emergency operation for a mole removal<br /><br />Ummm - and they believed the story tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-7021857321062354522009-05-20T00:00:47.900-07:002009-05-20T00:00:47.900-07:00The ass surgeons are clearly pricks.The ass surgeons are clearly pricks.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18047049720897209506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-30236985462718448322009-05-15T08:24:00.000-07:002009-05-15T08:24:00.000-07:00You know there are safer things...
Anything you h...You know there are safer things...<br /><br />Anything you have tried lately Doc?Bubbanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-89756986193112163742009-05-14T12:32:00.000-07:002009-05-14T12:32:00.000-07:00I said a "Bud Light" not a butt light!I said a "Bud Light" not a butt light!ndenunznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-45600244254911342272009-05-14T10:40:00.000-07:002009-05-14T10:40:00.000-07:00poor old dude.
I definitely would have told him ...poor old dude. <br /><br />I definitely would have told him that there are other things one can use in one's butt that are safer than flashlights. But I would have done it like, "Wow, what an injury! I can see how that would happen. You know, some people like to put things in their rectums, and there are special objects one can get that are safe to do that with." Aw. Poor guy.GuitarGirlRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465186558085758258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-49389782517268376962009-05-13T22:59:00.000-07:002009-05-13T22:59:00.000-07:00Was he looking for a bright idea on that ladder ?Was he looking for a bright idea on that ladder ?cynicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-61579410349180710102009-05-13T20:08:00.000-07:002009-05-13T20:08:00.000-07:00He doesn't need surgery- just stick him in a big b...He doesn't need surgery- just stick him in a big bottle. The human firefly.Enfermerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16032965211868829827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-64215649091922058442009-05-13T19:35:00.000-07:002009-05-13T19:35:00.000-07:00i agree with mejis and c they shouldn't have bugge...i agree with mejis and c they shouldn't have bugged the guy...they knew what happened why make him feel worse...and yes someone could have taken him aside and told them there are safer products to use..what is with people putting foreign objects in their bum anyway..sheeshLivingDeadNursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330559010315448255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-86918235470657231482009-05-13T19:28:00.000-07:002009-05-13T19:28:00.000-07:00With patients like this, is it inappropriate to me...With patients like this, is it inappropriate to mention that there are less dangerous things, and even specially-designed things, to put in one's butt? Someone should make an info sheet...Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1408616337296439010.post-24165602122721381212009-05-13T19:13:00.000-07:002009-05-13T19:13:00.000-07:00I don't think the a** surgeons should have pestere...I don't think the a** surgeons should have pestered the poor man to tell the truth. It was an interesting lie. Made me laugh anyway. I'm sure there are people out there right now who are on a ladder and naked. lol Thinking about that flashlight makes me hurt. Wow. The things people stick in themselves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com