I do some moonlighting for a local urgent care group. Here is an email that was sent out recently regarding a patient that had been making his way around the clinics. Goes to show ya even in the private sector you the weirdos will find you..."This patient has been to several clinics requesting physicals from female doctors and midlevels. Specifically, he is requesting rectal exams while squatting. Dr. X has confirmed the phone number he gave us is not a working number. Please do not examine him."
Here's to you...Mr. Squatting while using your insurance copay to get off man.
-ER Doc
EEEEWWWW.
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Hey, you know, you need a site redesign. This one's a little ... off.
ReplyDeleteIf you end up having to examine him, use the really, really big, maxi-sized analscope...
ReplyDeleteThanks for airing my dirty laundry man.... geez
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't get Stephan from Food Service to do the exam for you...with or without the large stainless steel salad tongs...
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ReplyDeleteThere are a couple of male frequent-flyer patients to our inpatient psych unit that always complain of priapism or penile discharge. After the first couple of times examining their genitals, I now routinely delegate that task to med students.
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Hey, that's Ouchy!!
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ReplyDeleteThat picture will haunt my dreams.
ReplyDeleteWhen I wake up in the middle of the night screaming in terror I'll know who to blame.
ReplyDeleteI was never afraid of clowns before... but now.... an image that will stick with me...EWWWW!
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